Dear Santa,
I've been a VERY good girl this year. So, I was hoping that you could buy me a Herve Leger Bandage dress in size large. Tragically, Bloomingdale's only has size small in stock in their store, so you might have to work some Christmas magic to acquire the requisite size! Perhaps this is Bloomingdale's way of keeping chubby girls from embarrassing themselves by squeezing their amble bosoms into this fabulous, but very body conscious dress. I don't know why they bother, clearly anyone who can afford this dress can also afford a trainer. But, dearest Santa, you've never been one to hold a few extra cookies, and perhaps some fried chicken, against a girl? Maybe you can throw in a little gift certificate for lipo so that I can look as hot in my new dress as Zani?
Love,
Sophia Charming
I've been a VERY good girl this year. So, I was hoping that you could buy me a Herve Leger Bandage dress in size large. Tragically, Bloomingdale's only has size small in stock in their store, so you might have to work some Christmas magic to acquire the requisite size! Perhaps this is Bloomingdale's way of keeping chubby girls from embarrassing themselves by squeezing their amble bosoms into this fabulous, but very body conscious dress. I don't know why they bother, clearly anyone who can afford this dress can also afford a trainer. But, dearest Santa, you've never been one to hold a few extra cookies, and perhaps some fried chicken, against a girl? Maybe you can throw in a little gift certificate for lipo so that I can look as hot in my new dress as Zani?
Love,
Sophia Charming
1 comment:
I would need crisco to wear that.
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