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01 December 2008

An Ode to Helen Mirren's Chest

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Oh Chests of Helen Mirren,

You are a paragon of smooth perfection
After half a century on this earth
You maintain a horizontal direction

As I age I can only hope
for chests as fine as you
firm and pert like apples
and line less skin like new

Images from Vanity Fair and The Insider

4 comments:

Kori said...

Hahaha. Amen to that! She has aged ridiculously well.

pinkstilettos said...

She is gorgeous and I can't even believe she is the age that she is. I don't think she has ever had children though but still she looks fabulous! Have a nice day! Daisy~

Fifi Flowers said...

She is AMAZING! Ode to Miren!!

The Fashion Fiend said...

She's got a better body than most 20 year olds. Shameful, much?