1. Click on THIS LINK
2. Vote for Wendy Brandes Jewelry
3. Wait one day, Begin again at Step 1
Notice: Do not click the link if you plan to vote for someone else
Notice II: Do not change your mind and vote for someone else after clicking the link
Notice III: If you follow these instructions, click here to receive your thanks
Notice IV: If you clicked on the thanks link but did not vote for Wendy you are doomed to have 7 years of bad sex.